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July 2004
Mallett takes on the crooked spire
Timmy Mallett
Timmy Mallett
tiny Rumour has it a loudly dressed character will be going crazy with a huge mallett in Chesterfield on Thursday night.

But don't worry if you get bashed - it's just a kids TV presenter and the mallett's made of foam!
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For people of a certain age, Timmy Mallett will always be associated with a golden age of late-80s innocence - a time of boiling hot summer holidays, when the only thing that really mattered was what time Transformers was on and whether it clashed with He-Man.

As the frontman of CITV's Wacaday show, Timmy burst onto our screens every morning introducing cartoons, bizarre features and of course, the famous Mallett's Mallet game.

Timmy Mallett
Timmy Mallett
Since the show finished in 1992, Timmy has continued the TV work and more recently he's discovered the lucrative world of nightclub PAs - spurred on by the current demand for all things 80s-centric.

And that's what brings him to Chesterfield's Zanzibar nightclub on Thursday, 8th July.

Timmy says: "It's a chance for everyone to relive their childhood! We'll be playing Mallett's Mallet, Pinky Punky, a bit of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. I come on at midnight and it's just extraordinary! They're all smashed and then they get bonked on the head by me! It's great! I think I must have bashed millions of heads by now!

"We're expecting between 700-1500 people. It's mad how they all remember the show - even the younger ones who were probably too young to take it in at the time. I think there must be something about the mallet that's impacted on the national psyche!

"We still use the original mallets from the programme. They've had to have a bit of refurbishment done on them - a bit of sewing - but they're still the same ones!"

Originally from Marple in Cheshire, Timmy's own childhood featured numerous trips to Derbyshire.

He says: "I remember climbing Kinder Scout as a kid and many a happy day was spent in the Peak District. This'll be my first visit to Chesterfield though - the crooked spire and all that!"

After battling with Philip Schofield to be the most remembered children's presenter of his generation, Timmy is happy to back off from the limelight these days.

He says: "It's someone else's turn now. I actually think kids TV is in a really healthy state at the moment. We watch a lot of CBBC before I take Billy, my son, to school and there's some good stuff on.

"I recently went on Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow and I think they're terrific. They look like they're just having fun and they come across as good mates as well. I'm a big fan.

"I also like SMART on CBBC and Fearne Cotton's good too. Lots of colour and energy!"

The act may be almost 20 years old - but it seems there's still a tremendous appetite for Mallett's tasteless dress sense and dayglo props - including his mad glasses!

He says: "Yeah I still wear them. They're specially made for me by a company called Anglo-American, they've always done them for me.

"I had a pair of football glasses done ready for if England got to the final of the Euro Championships but I guess I'll just have to save them for when we beat Germany in a couple of years. I also had some tennis ones done for Henman winning Wimbledon but I suppose I won't be needing them now!"

So as Timmy juggles time between the nightclub appearances, running his production company, TV work and looking after his son, does he ever worry he'll burn out?

He says: "Not yet! I'll carry on doing this this till I'm 90 - I'll die on stage! No, it's still really really good fun and I'll keep doing it until it gets boring."

Madcap and wacky he may be, but the impression Timmy gives is of a sharp, focussed man with plenty of drive and motivation - and a penchant for giant pink mallets!

You can see Timmy Mallett at Zanzibar Chesterfield on Thursday, 8th July 2004.

Your comments on this story
Please remember, No e-mail addresses, No website addresses, Keep it clean and polite - and please, don't type the whole of your message in capitals.

Sandra Mallett Honeywell
I was just searching the web for Mallett's in England and I came across Timmy's name. My Mom is a British War Bride and I was told their were quite a few Mallett's in the Southwest of England. You sound just like the Mallett's over here Tim! We are all crazy and have loads of fun.

Lucy, Derby
Mallett's Mallet is a word association game, where you musn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word, or say a word I don't like... otherwise you get a bash on the head like this...or like this...the one with the most bruises loses... ahhhhhh, all the evidence of summer holidays well spent.

Gordie the Photographer, Chesterfield
I had the pleasure of working with Timmy at Zanzibar in Chesterfield, taking tons of photo's for his website, and he's a really great bloke who everyone loved to see!

Lynda - Chester
I have seen Timmy's show in Bristol when visitng mates and it's utterly brilliant. Everyone was involved, it was noisy and he's completely mad.




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