18 Bald Hotties Who Don't Need Hair To Be Fine As Sh*t

Corey Stoll exemplifies Bald Bae.

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? It's sheer handsomeness.

Taye Diggs is fine, has been fine, and will be fine for the rest of time.

The facial scarring is definitely a look and yes, he eats people but look at those icy blue eyes! Those cheekbones! Yes? No? Still no? Whatever.

Whatever you do, don't think about a shirtless Vin Diesel cooking you dinner and telling you that he doesn't have friends, he has family.

No really, they had a contest and this gorgeous man is the new Mr. Clean. Don't you want to go home and clean your bathroom now?

Remember that scene in Fate of the Furious where Jason Statham shoots a bunch of dudes with a baby strapped to his chest? If not, go find it now, it literally induces ovulation.

When Prison Break: Resurrection aired it was all fine and dandy that Wentworth Miller was back, but I was more hype to see Amaury Nolasco's Sucre to back on screen.

Common's beautiful face and gorgeous shiny head are anything but...common.

Who wouldn't want to be his Baby Girl?

What would you actually do if you met Stanley Tucci? Would you melt? I would melt. And die.

The American Gods star isn't always bald, but his head is formed with such perfect mathematical proportions its hard to make the case for him to grow his hair out ever again.

Victoria Beckham remains the luckiest woman in England.

There have been a few Lex Luthors (Lexes Luthor?) through the years, but Michael Rosenbaum's hot Luthor in Smallville definitely tops the "sexiest Lex Luthor in a Superman adaptation" list.

Tall, dark, handsome, British, talented, bald. Perfect.

Morris Chestnut is ten feet of fiiiiine in a six-foot body.

You look at Chris Daughtry and you're like "that's a handsome man," and then he opens his mouth to sing with his gorgeous voice and you're like "that's a very handsome man."