Arsenal vs Liverpool very rarely disappoints, and if you don't believe us then you're about to change your mind.
Because while the Gunners and the Reds regularly engage in weekly dramas which keep the likes of us on our toes, when they actually meet there is so much going on that a series of alien invasions on Merseyside and in North London wouldn't be enough to distract attentions.
And ahead of their latest battle at Anfield on Saturday, we thought we'd celebrate a rivalry which - while never the fiercest - has produced some truly remarkable moments this century.
We're talking red cards, loads of goals, strange managerial decisions and late, late winners.
And we've gone and counted 22 ridiculous encounters between the pair since 2000.
Eyes down, here we go.
20/08/2000: Arsenal 2-0 Liverpool
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There were not one, not two, but THREE red cards at Highbury as Gary McAllister, Didi Hamann and Patrick Vieira were given their marching orders by Graham Poll.
When the madness subsided, goals from Lauren and Thierry Henry gave Arsenal their first win over Liverpool in 14 attempts.
23/12/2000: Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal
The Reds were just finding their feet under Gerard Houllier, and they completely dismantled Arsenal in a pre-Christmas romp at Anfield.
The carnage started with a trademark Steven Gerrard screamer, and continued with goals from Michael Owen, Nick Barmby and Robbie Fowler.
12/05/2001: Arsenal 1-2 Liverpool
Arsenal absolutely battered Liverpool for 83 minutes of the FA Cup final in Cardiff, but only had a Freddie Ljungberg strike and their loud howls of derision following Stephane Henchoz's infamous goalline handball to show for it.
Enter Michael Owen, two expertly-taken goals and a place in cup final folklore.
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27/01/2002: Arsenal 1-0 Liverpool
The Gunners got their FA Cup revenge the following season though, although this fourth round meeting was more famous for three more red cards as Dennis Bergkamp's winning goal is barely remembered.
Martin Keown, Bergkamp and Jamie Carragher were all sent off, the latter for throwing a pound coin into the Highbury crowd after it had been thrown at him.
About 20 Gunners supporters claimed it hit them.
29/01/2003: Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal
Arsenal were very good around this time, and Liverpool weren't, but that didn't stop the Reds from frustrating the Gunners in a terrific battle.
And at 2-1 down in stoppage time, it fell to that old one-two of Salif Diao and Emile Heskey to combine for a late, late equaliser, with Big Emile peeling away in front of a joyous Kop.
09/04/2004: Arsenal 4-2 Liverpool
The Gunners' status as "Invincibles" was under threat as Liverpool took a 2-1 lead at Highbury, only for Henry's genius to take over.
For the second goal of the Frenchman's hat-trick, he ran half the length of the pitch, slaloming past a stumbling Carragher and Igor Biscan before firing home.
It was a thing of beauty.
28/11/2004: Liverpool 2-1 Arsenal
In a game of three brilliant goals, the best of them came right out of the blue in stoppage time.
Xabi Alonso and Vieira had traded strikes, before rookie forward Neil Mellor smashed in a barely believable winner in front of a stunned Kop with seconds to go.
The noise was deafening.
09/01/2007: Liverpool 3-6 Arsenal
When the League Cup goes wild.
The somewhat unlikely figure of Julio Baptista was Arsenal's hero at Anfield, scoring four times and also seeing a penalty saved by Jerzy Dudek.
Rafael Benitez's Liverpool threatened a comeback that would have rivalled Istanbul from 5-1 down, but that was too much even for them.
31/03/2007: Liverpool 4-1 Arsenal
It was a case of Peter Perfect at Anfield in this Premier League clash, as big Crouchie scored with his right foot, his head and his left foot to shoot down Arsenal.
The Gunners had no answer, and William Gallas' consolation was barely acknowledged.
08/04/2008: Liverpool 4-2 Arsenal
Theo Walcott's brilliant run set up Emmanuel Adebayor to make the score 3-3 on aggregate in this Champions League quarter-final, and with Arsenal heading through an away goals, Liverpool needed a hero.
Amazingly, that hero was Ryan Babel.
The Dutchman was brought down by Kolo Toure to allow Gerrard to fire in from the spot, before he raced away to make it 4-2 in stoppage time.
Yes, THAT Ryan Babel.
21/04/2009: Liverpool 4-4 Arsenal
On a simply ridiculous night of football, Andriy Arshavin's four goals should have won Arsenal the points, only for Liverpool to keep coming back thanks to braces from Yossi Benayoun and Fernando Torres.
It was a result which ended the Reds' title hopes, and made Arshavin a name forever associated with this game.
15/08/2010: Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal
There are bad debuts, and then there's Joe Cole's debut for Liverpool in 2010.
Having arrived to a huge fanfare on a free transfer from Chelsea, everyone's favourite cheeky Cockney was sent off in the first half in Roy Hodgson's first Liverpool game.
David Ngog still gave the Reds the lead, only for the Gunners - who also had Laurent Koscielny sent off on his debut - to equalise in the last minute through a Pepe Reina own goal.
Pretty tame stuff by this fixture's standards.
17/04/2011: Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
After 97 minutes, this was 0-0.
However, Jamie Carragher's serious head injury meant that 12 minutes were added on at the Emirates, and after Robin van Persie fired in a penalty in the 98th, reliable old Emmanuel Eboue went and conceded another spot kick, which Dirk Kuyt converted in the 102nd.
Utter chaos.
03/03/2012: Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal
Liverpool had just won the League Cup, and they tore into Arsenal at Anfield - taking the lead through a Koscielny own goal.
The day was to belong to Van Persie though, and his second goal of the game was a stunning volley from Alex Song's lofted through ball.
In the last minute, of course.
08/02/2014: Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal
Martin Skrtel, 1-0, 1 minute. Skrtel, 2-0, 10 minutes. Raheem Sterling, 3-0, 16 minutes. Daniel Sturridge, 4-0, 20 minutes.
The utter madness of that blistering Liverpool opening stunned the Gunners, who had no answer to their hosts. Sterling grabbed another one, with Arsenal's only reply coming from a Mikel Arteta penalty.
The day later got even worse for Arsene Wenger, too.
21/12/2014: Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal
Skrtel was again on hand to be a thorn in the Gunners' side later the same year, when his 97th minute header rescued a point for the 10-man Reds after Fabio Borini had been sent off.
He had a nice little headband on too.
04/04/2015: Arsenal 4-1 Liverpool
Brendan Rodgers' Liverpool reign was starting to fall apart by now, and it was blown apart at the seams with three goals in eight minutes from the Gunners through Hector Bellerin, Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez.
Emre Can was later sent off, just to complete Rodgers' day.
13/01/2016: Liverpool 3-3 Arsenal
In a mad game in the rain at Anfield, four goals were shared in the opening 25 minutes, before Olivier Giroud's second of the game looked to have won it for the Gunners.
Enter Joe Allen, who popped up to equalise in stoppage time after Liverpool's Christan Benteke and Steven Caulker - yeah, really - had battered the visiting defence into submission.
14/08/2016: Arsenal 3-4 Liverpool
In a stone cold opening weekend classic, August 2016 saw the Gunners and the Reds go at each other hammer and tongs until it was Liverpool who ended up victorious.
Jurgen Klopp's side scored four times in 18 minutes either side of half-time, with the final strike from debutant Sadio Mane the pick of the bunch.
27/08/2017: Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal
Arsenal basically fell into Liverpool's trap at Anfield early on last season, when they were overwhelmed by their hosts in red.
With Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain starting for the Gunners despite an imminent move to Liverpool, Klopp's men struck twice in each half through Roberto Firmino, Sadio Mane, Mohamed Salah and Daniel Sturridge to completely dismantle Wenger's men.
22/12/2017: Arsenal 3-3 Liverpool
In a pre-Christmas cracker at Anfield, Liverpool looked to have had the game sewn up, only to seemingly lose it inside five minutes and then claim a draw.
Philippe Coutinho and Salah scored either side of half-time to put the visitors in the control at the Emirates, only for a stunning five-minute, three-goal burst from Alexis Sanchez, Granit Xhaka (with a helping hand from Simon Mignolet) and Mesut Ozil to give a Arsenal a barely fathomable lead.
Liverpool were still able to pick themselves up though, and grabbed an equaliser when Petr Cech failed to stop a Firmino effort that looped in.
29/12/2018: Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal
Arsenal had the temerity to take the lead at Anfield last season when Ainsley Maitland-Niles tapped in in front of the Kop, but that only served to anger Liverpool.
Just over half an hour later it was 4-1.
Forward Firmino scored twice - the second of which saw him waltzing through Arsenal's defence leaving them strewn on the floor like that Manchester New Year's Eve photo that went viral a few years back - and Mane and Salah added other goals.
Firmino then completed his hat-trick with a second half penalty as Unai Emery felt a pain that only Wenger could relate to.